Valentine’s Day: Freaky 14 Countdown #14 – Tin Hats for All

It’s Valentine’s Day. Grab a tin hat!

What is this, an alien invasion?

This crackpot urchin looks like a hybrid of the Tin Man from The Wizard of Oz and a Lost Boy from Peter Pan. But the way he’s looking up from under his tin pot cap, he seems as if he may be expecting an extra-terrestial invasion.

Did E.T. phone back?

Can anyone explain what all that has to do with Valentine’s Day?

Nah, don’t bother.

But Happy Valentine’s Day anyway.

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Valentine’s Day: Freaky 14 Countdown #13 – Strike a Match

How many romantic idealists hope to find the perfect match on Valentine’s Day – or just in time for February 14?

This Valentine is not exactly the perfect match.

In fact, it practically Pyromania. Who wants to share February 14 with a firebug? A

Yeah, this one’s supposed to be heartwarming, but it hardly strikes a spark for safety-minded folks.

Gotta say it. I’d be a little heated, if my kid brought this one home. Who wants kids to think matches are fun (or more intriguing than youngsters already find them)? Firestarters are already fascinating enough to many youngsters.

Have a warm-hearted Valentine’s Day, but please put down the matches. And grab that fire extinguisher, please.

 

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Valentine’s Day: Freaky 14 Countdown #12 - Fork It Over

Here’s a Valentine folks can sink their teeth into … or not.

“Fork over your heart”? Seriously?

Can you say, “cannibalism”?

If someone tries handing out this rather threatening vintage Valentine, be sure to tell them to Freak Out and fork off.

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Valentine’s Day: Freaky 14 Countdown #11 – Loaded with Love

Who wants a Valentine that’s armed and dangerous?

The masked marauder on this card looks like a cartoonish villain from an old Batman or Superman TV rerun. Except scarier. He looks like he’s headed for a Valentine’s Day massacre.

Not funny at all.

And do we even want to know what he’s wielding in his left hand? Is that a policeman's night stick, or what? (Don't answer that.)

Yep. This card is clearly supposed to be funny, but the gun-pun has got to go.

Skip the gun, and go for the red roses, buddy.

Better yet, skip the hold-up, and pick up a dozen long-stemmed truffle roses instead. Yeah, that's the ticket.

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