Vacant Stares

Voila, a vision of vacuousness.  Just look at those vague visages.

This image brings back vestiges of my high school poetry teaching days, voicing valuable (at least to me) volumes of verse into the teenage void and growing ever more vexed. All of a sudden, I feel like I might need a voucher for a vacation.

Time to vamoose?

It sort of looks like some of these pupils are already taking vacations of their own, visiting various villages or venues. Don’t you just wonder: Why’s vying for their vaporous veneration?

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Under the Weather

Is someone airing a little dirty laundry here? Hey, eventually, it all comes out in the wash, anyway.

Some parents push their kids into rigorous fitness regimens. Maybe this little guy’s folks thought he needed washboard abs.

Operator. Information. Get me someone on the line.

Perhaps it’s time to pin down those parents and iron out what happened here. Most of us would be basket cases, if this happened to our kids.

And that’s a wrap, Jack.

 

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Tressed or Transgressed?

Here’s a hair-raising story worth clipping. Maybe these twins could enter the Clean Plait Club, but this is still a dirty trick. 

These two are definitely locked up. And they look a little like Wednesday Addams squared.

I know people talk about the perils of splitting hairs. But this is enough to make one’s hair curl.

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