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Friday

Hey, buddy! The roundabout only runs in one direction

  

Roundabouts are popping up on roadways all around the American Midwest. What could go wrong, right?

Here in the US, roundabouts run counter-clockwise. That’s just how it is.

 


Except I actually just encountered a guy, who was backing up within a roundabout. Apparently, he missed his turnoff. So he threw his vehicle into reverse to try his exit again.

 Yikes!

 Fortunately, there were only 4 cars in play at the time, and we all saw what this rocket scientist was up to. We all hit the brakes and watched. Pretty sure there was some serious head-shaking around the roundabout. We’ve probably all been around the block a few times, so to speak.

 I wanted to shout, “Hey, just go around the circle again!”

 Go figure. 


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Monday

Phone scam: Cops don’t announce your arrest in a text.




Hello, random smart phone user. Guess what. The cops are after you. Really?

What do you do, if you suddenly receive an ominous-sounding text message, apparently informing you that you will soon be apprehended by the police? 



Wait. Let’s clarify that.

What if you receive such a shocking message, and you have not actually committed a crime?

This happened to me recently.

At first, I did a double-take. I admit it. Then I plunked the first line of the mysterious text message into an internet search bar and found a long list of scam reports.

This rather prevalent sort of message usually goes something like this:


“________ get expired after that you will be taken into custody by the local cops as there are ___ serious allegations pressed on your name at this moment we would request you to get back to us so that we can discuss about this case before taking any legal action against you the number to reach us is 555-555-5555 I repeat 555-555-5555 thank you.”


Whew! Can you say, “run-on sentence”? And has anyone ever heard of punctuation or capitalization? And what about redundant phrasing? The grammarian in me is dying over this one.

It’s not exactly delightful. In fact, it’s far from it. But something is definitely amiss. And it’s not my legal record – or yours. 

And at least in my town, the police are much more likely to come a-knocking than a-texting, if they have grounds for picking up a criminal.

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Thursday

Self-Googling can be dangerous!


Googling oneself may be seen as an act of vanity, or it may be a smart security tactic.

As a web writer, I periodically run such a search on my pen name.

Mostly, I do this because this helps to identify instances of copyright infringement or plagiarism. Whenever I run an internet search on my pseudonym, a host of illegal republications of my various blog posts or online articles seem to crop up in the search results.

This quick-and-easy process can be done with any major search engine: Bing, Yahoo, or another. I just happened to use Google this time.

Once in a while, I’ve Googled my real name and found surprising results.

This can be a helpful way to uncover possible identity theft, as well as a means of finding oneself in the news. Usually, things like family obituaries and real estate transactions show up. Sometimes, one finds a few surprises.

Today, I discovered that a woman in Tennessee, who was recently arrested for Breaking & Entering and Criminal Obstruction, shares my name.

OK, her middle name is different, along with virtually all of her pertinent details.

A doppleganger she is not.
This person, about 20 years younger than I am, stands 4’8” and weighs 185 pounds, according to the information included with her mug shot. She looks nothing like me. And she has apparently skipped bail.

This moniker-sharer seems to have a criminal record and an inmate number from the county jail.

Nice, huh?

A very sweet young lady I know entered her own name in the search engine bar and found shocking results. Apparently, a porn star in Europe has the same name.

Maybe a pen name wasn’t such a bad idea, after all.

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Saturday

Facebook foibles: Can unfriending be amicable?




Facebook friendships can be a tangled web – or a prize fight.

I received a friend request the other day on Facebook. Hey, it happens. But this time, it was a little weird.

Frankly, I didn’t recognize the person, but we had lots of mutual friends. Plus, she apparently belongs to several of the same special-interest/recreational groups to which I do. So I accepted her friend request.

That’s where the trouble started.

Before the day was out, I spotted a post she had put up in a Facebook group to which we both belonged. It linked to her personal Facebook page and her Facebook business page as well. 

The post quoted one of my online articles – verbatim and in full – without permission for publication.

It was copyright infringement, plain and simple.

My publisher does not take kindly to such things. So I messaged this new “friend” and informed her as kindly as possible that the information was copyrighted.

Hey, maybe she didn’t know about copyrights, plagiarism, and publication laws. Lots of people don’t. Or, at least, they claim they don’t.

I suggested she remove the post (and all shares of it) before the publisher spotted it and possibly took action.

Apparently, she did remove the offending posts. But she also removed me promptly from her Facebook friends list.

This person, who approached me first and whom I still don’t even know, was friends with me for about six hours. That was it.

No harm, no foul. Right? Maybe … or maybe not.

Facebook does not issue notifications when someone dumps a friend. But it’s easy to tell, if one looks at that person’s page and sees the “Add Friend” button. That’s pretty much a dead giveaway.

So much for alerting someone ahead of time to possible legal action. And so much for a new friendship.

Well, you can pick your friends, but …

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Wednesday

V is for “Victimless Crime” - Oxymorons from A to Z



V is for “Victimless Crime” - Oxymorons from A to Z

Legalese may include this term, but it sure appears oxymoronic, particularly at close examination.

What is a victimless crime?

Generally, a victimless crime is a law-breaking action that seems to be risky or harmful only to the person committing it. Some people even deny those dangers or ill effects.

People propose all sorts of examples of transgressions of the law, which they claim harm no one. These include: gambling, graffiti, pornography, prostitution, recreational drug abuse, sexting, shoplifting, and vandalism.

(In some of these cases, the actual victims may be obvious, even if folks claim otherwise.)


Even misdemeanors like driving without seat belts has been tagged a victimless crime. (Maybe those folks haven’t seen those gory highway accident films that law enforcement agencies show people in court-ordered remedial driving school programs.)

Some call abortion a victimless crime, although many beg bitterly to differ, both on whether abortion is a criminal act and whether it is victimless.

Can any crime be harmless?

Isn’t the person committing the supposedly victimless crime actually victimized by his or her own wrongdoing? How about his or her loved ones? Is there any such thing as a victimless crime?

What’s an oxymoron?

Basically, an oxymoron is a phrase that seems contradictory or incongruous. Taken literally, the words do not make sense. Often, oxymorons find their way into popular usage, becoming cultural catchwords or frequently used idioms.

Many of these curious wordings strike us as delightfully amiss. Besides, what sort of whimsical word is “oxymoron”?

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