Saddle up that pig, and let’s ride? Eek, no!
It’s equestrian
sport, not equestrian snort.
OK, maybe the snort confused somebody here. Horses do that
from time to time, sort of like pigs do. And horses love to roll in mud, especially
at this time of year, as do porkers.
Even so, tacking up swine is anything but fine.
Repeat after me: Chop-chop
is not the same thing as clip-clop.
Personally, I’d rather ride equine than porcine. I’m pretty
sure Charlotte and Wilbur would agree.
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