Please excuse the messy … here’s your sign.

I’m gonna blame this on a funny friend. Here’s what he posted today:

"I wanna make a sign for my yard that says, ‘Please forgive my messy lawn. I've been too busy, but I’m gonna mow it as soon as I get a chance!’”

Thanks, buddy. I think you just handed me the keys to my lifelong fortune. I want to make and market an entire series of signs. Here’s what they’ll say:

• “Please forgive my sink-full of dirty dishes. I’ve been too busy, but I’m gonna wash them as soon as I get a chance!”

• “Please forgive my unruly children. I’ve been too busy, but I’m gonna discipline them as soon as I get a chance!”

• “Please forgive my empty cupboard. I’ve been too busy, but I’m gonna go grocery shopping as soon as I get a chance!”

• “Please forgive my overflowing in-box. I’ve been too busy, but I’m gonna go through it as soon as I get a chance!”

• “Please forgive my giant basket of dirty clothes. I’ve been too busy, but I’m gonna wash them as soon as I get a chance!”

• “Please forgive my pile of overdue library books. I’ve been too busy, but I’m gonna return them as soon as I get a chance!”

• “Please forgive my hairy legs (or stubbly beard). I’ve been too busy, but I’m gonna shave as soon as I get a chance!”

• “Please forgive my unanswered phone calls. I’ve been too busy, but I’m gonna call backas soon as I get a chance!”

• “Please forgive my sagging belly. I’ve been too busy, but I’m gonna work out as soon as I get a chance!”

• “Please forgive my unkept garden. I’ve been too busy, but I’m gonna pull those weeds as soon as I get a chance!”

• “Please forgive my missing homework. I’ve been too busy, but I’m gonna turn it in as soon as I get a chance!”

OK, ‘fess up. How many of these signs will you be needing? Grab 'em before they're sold out. (I'm gonna need a few of them myself.)

And can you think of any more signs that might fit?

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