Beautifully Berserk Holiday Greetings #1 – Merry Melting Maiden

Christmas celebrations may be filled with merriment or mayhem. OK, maybe a little of both. But then, someone always seems to cross the line into inappropriateness, doing something superlatively silly or downright dangerous.

Oh, c’mon, now. We’ve all heard those terrifying office Christmas party stories. Sometimes, there’s just not enough therapy.

Enter the alien.

No, this isn’t some flouncy floozy, jumping out of a party cake. It’s a scary-looking damsel, birthing out of Frosty’s own belly, for crying out loud! Mrs. Santa, she's not.

Please make it stop!

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May your holiday season be warm and bright, but without all the fuss and fright.

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Frosty and Raven Lady

Vintage Holiday Art – public domain

Beautifully Berzerk Holiday Greetings

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Beautifully Berserk Holiday Greetings #2 – Doggone Dangerous

Has the Christmas spirit been hounding you? It certainly would, if you received a holiday card like this one!

This guy looks like he’s locked and loaded for trouble.

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Have a howling good time this holiday season, but watch out for heat-packin’ pups!

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Christmas Guard Dog

Vintage Holiday Art – public domain

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Beautifully Berserk Holiday Greetings #3 – Arachnophobic Angel

At Christmas, angels have been known to announce good news. This overexposed cherub, however, is in for a bit of a surprise that may take a bite out of his holiday celebration.

 

Who wants an abrupt eight-legged arrival during Advent? No, thank you.

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Best beware of unexpected guests this Christmas season.

 

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Christmas Angel and Spider

Vintage Holiday Art – public domain

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Beautifully Berserk Holiday Greetings #4 – Hockey Horrors

In most of his Christmas-time picturing, Frosty the Snowman can melt hearts with his sweetness. But not this time.

 

Apparently, Frosty has a vivid imagination. Let’s just be glad that the scary-minded snow figure expresses himself with a paintbrush, instead of an axe or a chain saw. That would be abominable indeed.

Bumpity-bump-bump! Look at Frosty go!

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Hope your holiday season is colorful and imaginative … but in a good way.

 

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Snowman Painting

Vintage Holiday Art – public domain

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Beautifully Berserk Holiday Greetings #5 – Aliens Attack in Advent

Looks like St. Nick may be a little spaced out. At least, he was in 1964, when movie audiences clung to the edges of their seats to watch “Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.”

 

Gee, maybe Rudolph led Santa’s sleigh a little higher than usual that year.

This spooky holiday scene offered a bit of extra-terrestrial excitement. And we have to wonder how many toys and goodies can survive the anti-gravity pull and the high-heat atmospheric re-entry.

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Blast off for a happy holiday season, no matter where you’re headed this Christmas.

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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

1964 movie poster – Fair Use

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