Santa Claus
is coming to town, and you’d better watch out.
The
jolly old elf in the fuzzy red suit tickles children’s fancies each Christmas
season, with his happy “Ho-ho-ho” and his cheery “Merry Christmas to all”
chortles.
This year, however, festive folks may find St. Nicholas considerably
more fearsome.
This year, however, festive folks may find St. Nicholas considerably
more fearsome.
A
bunch of frightful faces are appearing all over, so it’s growing harder than
ever to pick out the real Kris Kringle. Merry mayhem may ensue, as folks sport
these disguises.
Maybe
Halloween isn’t really over this year, after all.
Scary Santa
unmasked.
First,
let’s take a look at the genuine guy.
He’s
a strange man from a mysterious place, located far away that cannot be placed
on any verifiable world map, past or present. His secret workshop cannot even be
GPSed.
He
knows if kids have been naughty or nice, and he’s keeping this data on a long
list.
And
on Christmas Eve, he’ll fly all over the world in a stealth-like sleigh (pulled
by a Comet and a Vixen) and sneak into homes everywhere to leave all sorts of
unexpected packages behind.
Blame
it on the reindeer? Not on your life.
Quick!
Somebody call Homeland Security!
OK,
the real Santa may seem somewhat suspicious, or he may be simply simpatico. Who
knows? After all, he’s St. Nick.
Who’s gonna
question a guy that gives out free stuff?
Gee,
did anyone ever realize that stuff is not really free, after all? Uh-oh, this
is almost sounding a bit political.
We
have to wonder.
Will
Santa’s sleigh fly right over the frightful fiscal cliff on New Year’s? Perhaps
it will be parked at the North Pole, while the red-cheeked fellow enjoys his
long winter’s nap.
Either
way, the elves in the workshop will keep punching in, as long as they have
jobs.
Take a look
at these not-so-merry masks for Father Christmas.
These
Santa masks may give holiday celebrants something to dread, after all.
Don’t
worry, kids. These are merely masks. Santa’s not really so scary.
Or is he?
Image/s:
PC Santa
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