Saddle up that pig, and let’s ride? Eek, no!
It’s equestrian sport, not equestrian snort.
OK, maybe the snort confused somebody here. Horses do that from time to time, sort of like pigs do. And horses love to roll in mud, especially at this time of year, as do porkers.
Even so, tacking up swine is anything but fine.
Repeat after me: Chop-chop is not the same thing as clip-clop.
Personally, I’d rather ride equine than porcine. I’m pretty sure Charlotte and Wilbur would agree.
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