Who wants a Valentine that’s armed and dangerous?
The masked marauder on this card looks like a cartoonish villain from an old Batman or Superman TV rerun. Except scarier. He looks like he’s headed for a Valentine’s Day massacre.
Not funny at all.
And do we even want to know what he’s wielding in his left hand? Is that a policeman's night stick, or what? (Don't answer that.)
Yep. This card is clearly supposed to be funny, but the gun-pun has got to go.
Skip the gun, and go for the red roses, buddy.
Better yet, skip the hold-up, and pick up a dozen long-stemmed truffle roses instead. Yeah, that's the ticket.
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