How many romantic idealists hope to find the perfect match on Valentine’s Day – or just in time for February 14?
This Valentine is not exactly the perfect match.
In fact, it practically Pyromania. Who wants to share February 14 with a firebug? A
Yeah, this one’s supposed to be heartwarming, but it hardly strikes a spark for safety-minded folks.
Gotta say it. I’d be a little heated, if my kid brought this one home. Who wants kids to think matches are fun (or more intriguing than youngsters already find them)? Firestarters are already fascinating enough to many youngsters.
Have a warm-hearted Valentine’s Day, but please put down the matches. And grab that fire extinguisher, please.
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