Valentine’s Day: Freaky 14 Countdown #3 – Cross-Eyed

Lovers may promise to cross their hearts and hope to die, if their affections should fail. But sometimes a Valentine may miss the mark so far that it proves to be at cross purposes for the over-eager sender and the reluctant recipient.

Here’s the third pick in the Delightfully Amiss Valentine’s Day: Freaky 14 Countdown.

This kid looks like an evil twin Petri Dish cross between The Little Rascals' Alfalfa and the mean bully kid from A Christmas Story.

Is that a button sewn to this kid’s head, or a tiny Tam o' Shanter hat?

We’re crossing our fingers (and our toes), hoping no one sends this one our way. That’s a bridge we don’t want to cross.

And we absolutely don’t wanna know what happens, if anyone tugs on the “pull here” tab at the bottom of this Valentine’s Day card. Don’t do it!

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