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Valentine’s Day: Freaky 14 Countdown #8 – Coming Clean

February 14th is a celebrated occasion for confessions of affection. Of course it is. How many cherished ones declare their love on Valentine’s Day, whether they really want to or not? It’s almost holiday protocol for lots of lovers.

This little Valentine contains a confession of an altogether different sort.

The androgynous little cherubic one pictured here appears to be ‘fessing up to affection, but the image offers another story. The young subject, who is clearly a little wet behind the ears, seems to be washing up for the holiday.

This begs the question: When’s the last time this kid cleaned up? Maybe we don’t wanna know.

Would someone please pass the kid a bath brush, a pouf sponge, or a loofah already?

Plenty of people send racy, risqué, or downright dirty Valentine’s Day greetings. And this is surely not of that ilk.

But it’s still ick, at least in our book, and we think it should be scrubbed. After all, who wants a sweetheart who only cleans up once a year?

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I’ll Come Clean
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