This Cringe-Worthy Christmas Song really bugs me. Maybe just me.
Jolly Old St. Nicholas brings back a bundle of childhood taunting. A couple of my brothers used to change the words to this song and parrot their mangled lines each Christmas season.
You know the line that reads: “Nelly wants a picture book: yellow, blue and red”?
Well, they used to sing, “Linda wants a bloody nose: black and blue and red.”
No, they never actually gave me a bloody nose. But I still hated the song.
OK, still cringing here.
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