Well, it’s about time. Finally, the Halloween candy is gone. The treat bucket is empty. The caloric confection contents have been consumed, contributed, or cast into the trash. (OK, there might be a few candy bars tucked away in the freezer, but I can easily forget those are there.)
Having to walk past all those tempting treats each day was … well … beyond the pale. You see, somebody around here shops at Costco and buys the stuff in bulk. (And I don’t wanna become any bulkier!)
But now the bucket is bare. Thank God.
Sign me thankful – and hopefully, thinner.
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